(Source: kelmeckis)

averagefairy:

moms are so temperamental you say one thing like “have you seen my hoodie” and theyre like your HOODIE??? YOUR HOODIE???? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY THINGS I HAVE TO DO EVERY DAY AND YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO KEEP TRACK OF YOUR HOODIE? NOBODY HELPS ME IN THIS HOUSE I DO EVERYTHING BY MYSELF AND NOBODY ASKS HOW I AM YOUR FATHER IS AN ALCOHOLIC 

A guy and a girl: Hold hands
Straight people: THEY ARE SO UNBELIEVEIBLY CUTE GOD HELP ME
Two guys: smile at each other
Straight people: THEY WERE ACTUALLY MADE FOR EACH OTHER HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER CANON!!! CANON!!
Two girls: make out
Straight people: they could be friends idk

overnight-shipping:

kittanzer0:

so on the bus this morning

we stop at a red light and this lady gets off

she goes about half a block down, and then we saw her freeze and run after the bus

SHE FORGOT HER ENTIRE BABY ON THE BUS

I love the use of the word entire as in she could have just left the leg of the baby but no she left the whole baby

disneyprincest:

why are my parents always like “go to bed.” i am in bed. im always in bed. you go to bed. stop talking to me.

consultingsuperhusbands:

mishasminions:

NOT SURE IF DESTIEL IS COCKLES’ FAULT OR COCKLES IS DESTIEL’S FAULT

I have been waiting for someone to make this gifset

dirkbot:

Do you ever have passive OTPs

Like, you don’t read fic, you don’t look for art

but whenever something turns up you’re like hell fuckin yea

xshinolovebugx:

my imagination says yes, but my drawing skills say no

speedbumpsgonnagetyou:

samandriel:

tribblenauts:

crazyboutfayz:

his squint in the first gif is my favorite

he’s like “did u hide it”

This never gets old

can we just take a moment to appreciate that that kid was genuinely terrified. like, he had no idea what misha was going to do all he knew was that misha was going to “scare him.” like that poor kid must have been pissing his pants

(Source: i-think-i-m-adorable)

sarabatikha:

What didn’t kill me made me feel like a piece of shit for months.

clubbedsoda:

“you’re denying it so it must be true!”
NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER

gutterhime:

this anime is about a serial killer

(Source: tsukise)

penns-woods:

screwtheprinceimtakingthehorse:

kat2107:

polyglotinprogress:

god bless the german language for having an insult like arschgeige

assviolin.

That’s my language, ladies and gentlemen.

thank you, thank you, we’ll be here all week

Proof that German is a beautiful language.