moms are so temperamental you say one thing like “have you seen my hoodie” and theyre like your HOODIE??? YOUR HOODIE???? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY THINGS I HAVE TO DO EVERY DAY AND YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO KEEP TRACK OF YOUR HOODIE? NOBODY HELPS ME IN THIS HOUSE I DO EVERYTHING BY MYSELF AND NOBODY ASKS HOW I AM YOUR FATHER IS AN ALCOHOLIC
so on the bus this morning
we stop at a red light and this lady gets off
she goes about half a block down, and then we saw her freeze and run after the bus
SHE FORGOT HER ENTIRE BABY ON THE BUS
I love the use of the word entire as in she could have just left the leg of the baby but no she left the whole baby
why are my parents always like “go to bed.” i am in bed. im always in bed. you go to bed. stop talking to me.
NOT SURE IF DESTIEL IS COCKLES’ FAULT OR COCKLES IS DESTIEL’S FAULT
I have been waiting for someone to make this gifset
Do you ever have passive OTPs
Like, you don’t read fic, you don’t look for art
but whenever something turns up you’re like hell fuckin yea
can we just take a moment to appreciate that that kid was genuinely terrified. like, he had no idea what misha was going to do all he knew was that misha was going to “scare him.” like that poor kid must have been pissing his pants
What didn’t kill me made me feel like a piece of shit for months.
“you’re denying it so it must be true!”
NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER
god bless the german language for having an insult like arschgeige
That’s my language, ladies and gentlemen.
thank you, thank you, we’ll be here all week
Proof that German is a beautiful language.