apparently my stepfather spoke to some Jehova’s Witnesses last week and today they came back but this time my mother opened the door and then didn’t know how to shift them so i shouted “HEY WHERE’S THE BLOOD FOR THE RITUAL?” and then it got silent for a moment before they hesitantly told her they’ll probably come back another time and i’m not sure whether i should feel accomplished or ashamed 

teenjalex:

I really hate being an introvert because I sometimes think “oh hey, I can totally hang out with a bunch of people right now! I can handle it! I hate being alone!!” and then three hours into hanging out I realize how draining of energy it is for me to be around other people and I just want to curl up into a ball and isolate myself for the rest of my life.

(Source: setfiretotherain-)

The hardest battle you will ever have to fight is between who you are now and who you want to be.

softrocklevi:

it’s always baffling to me when people say “the bible says adam and eve not adam and steve” yeah but like the bible says adam and eve were massive incompetent piles of shit who fucked up god’s creation and doomed humanity for all eternity are you really going to use them as shining examples of heterosexual goodness

(Source: abigalihobbs)

umplify:

Stressed, depressed and too poor to be well dressed

lubricates:

not gonna lie if i had to choose between wifi or a relationship i can guarantee i would choose wifi

kageyaams:

What are you?

cumleak:

"i’ll be speaking with my lawyer" is the adult version of saying "im telling mom"

leviathanrose:

like 98% of my problems would be solved if i stopped overthinking things and calmed the fuck down and stopped being such a panicky, anxious little shit

housewifeswag:

#goals

(Source: demonprotection)

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Eren Yaeger wrecking Titans (◕‿◕✿)

Eren Yaeger getting wrecked by Titans (◕△◕✿)

EREN YAEGER IN HIS TITAN FORM (ʘ‿ʘ✿)

crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?