[SARCASM INTENSIFIES]

(Source: thefaultinourwinchesters)

Sure, fear can protect us from danger—but most of the time it just keeps us from life’s great adventures.

solluxander:

can you illegally download sleep

(Source: cisphobic)

jon-snow:

orphan black has one white straight dude main character and they call him “big dick paul” and that’s literally all you need to know about why orphan black is my favorite tv show

i just asked myself if i would cook and eat my own flesh

the answer was yes, followed by the question how to do it

i’m slightly concerned and probably need some sleep

(Source: lookingforsomeonetoplay)

unfriendlyblackandhot:

look im not saying that kissing bucky would have restored all his memories im just saying steve could have at least tried 

police officer: why did you kill this man?
me: it's a metaphor

anathema-crux:

Yes.

harry potter was such a little shit i think even if snape didn’t have that grudge with his father he’d still hate him

(Source: draconiforss)

do you ever get bored on the internet so you go on the internet 

(Source: hazwards)

i never planned to be that aroused by murder/ers, yet here i am

alotoflance:

does hannibal eat anything besides people like does he ever eat doritos

westernkanye:

my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman